$450 / 2br - 500ft2 - For rent: two rooms priced low (Near Mint Hill)

Two rooms for less than the price of most one room rentals because I want a live in cook.
Double bed and dresser in one room.
Turn the other into your private den! Upstairs.
All yours.
Month to month rental.
Private house with character NOT in a subdivision.
Plenty of storage included.
No alcoholics.
No parties.
Offered by a 69 year old single white male.
Four hundred and fifty dollars a month to a nice, honest person who will cook three or four dinners and breakfasts a week and .
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HERE'S THE KICKER: I will buy all the groceries for the meals! Effectively making your rent around two hundred and fifty a month or less! $500 deposit and first month's rent required.
Be nice.
Be real and be quick.
This deal will disappear pretty fast, I think.
Three references, preferably long time friends, absolutely required.