Hire me, you won't regret it

Even if you just need help for a day.
Strong skinny Polack will get you past that tough spot.
Since I'm in a tough spot I'll do anything within reason.
I just need to make enough to pay my phone service so we can communicate more directly.
And get those damn squatters out of my house! His lease expired.
Neighbors complain about the noise yet they can't/wont get rid of trespassers! And if you want to keep me on beyond that, lets do it.
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Talk about painting yourself into a frustrating corner.
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